Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 at 12:46pm
@sarapascoe Ace! Congats. Can't wait to find out more. The waiting's hard isn't it?! Like knowing Prince isn't really dead but you can't tell anyone. A bit like that.
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 at 8:44am
@el_thomason @MaxChestertonJ @AlexUCannon @RJWB23 @chrisozz @BeckyGreySport @amy_cricket @KatieFalkingham @ndjohnston @cswift3110 to be fair the team made more passes last night than all of last season?! and we all got to see the drama of a classic smash and grab robbery
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 at 7:21am
But you promise to play nice when we need to chat about a post-Brexit trade deal, yeah? https://t.co/ExxtqbxvRD
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 at 6:02am
"Everything what I don't like, right, that's happened, OK, since I was a grown up, no listen, will be more betterer, when we Brexit, right, cos that's what we voted for." https://t.co/JxWapzxRB9
James Melville @JamesMelville
Ian Holloway blames VAR on the EU.

“I hope we get out, Brexit, because that's what people are voting for and sorting that out because you cannot have someone telling us how to do our own game.”

Let’s leave FIFA/UEFA and play football under WTO rules.

https://t.co/ysKxuzNhpa
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 at 5:24am
@RobertLindsay @Dumbledeb Should have been part of the national curriculum. Might not be in this mess now
Tuesday, August 20th, 2019 at 10:16am
I can only see a blue dress https://t.co/30qJyA2Qs6
timreid69 photo
The Poke @ThePoke
People can’t work out if this is a rabbit or a raven and it’s melting minds
https://t.co/629j3INqzU https://t.co/9dwcj3Rxb0
Monday, August 19th, 2019 at 6:36pm
1. We do govern our own country
2. We also invented the Single Market and it works brilliantly
3. Fuck off https://t.co/RCqwhMhoTK
Sunday, August 18th, 2019 at 8:03pm
My Mum: “He’s good that @RomeshRanga isn’t he. He reminds me of Terry Wogan.”
Me: “Huh?
My Mum: He’s always on the telly. And he thought he was funny.
Saturday, August 17th, 2019 at 7:19am
Always worth listening to @Femi_Sorry

His videos are brilliantly succinct, evidence-based and compelling. https://t.co/Fd4ugOAoEr
Femi @Femi_Sorry
@BorisJohnson You said Brexit would take back control, then voted for a deal you said meant less control.
You ruled out No-Deal in 2016, but now you support it.
You said leaving the Single Market would make us poorer yet you're trying to do that.

Your vision is lies.
https://t.co/FJRy2eP4ws
Friday, August 16th, 2019 at 8:03am
I rang up British Telecom. I said "I want to report a nuisance caller". He said "Not you again".

#NationalTellAJokeDay
Need a #NationalTommyCooper day
Thursday, August 15th, 2019 at 4:33am
Love @PaulMcCartney’s new album but can’t help thinking @johnlennon would have come up with a snappier title. https://t.co/MebAzdJ2ws timreid69 photo
Wednesday, August 14th, 2019 at 4:55pm
Good to see Dermot Gallagher championing tonight’s female referee, Stephanie Frappart.

Not sure the earrings were entirely necessary though.

#SteffanieFrappart
#supercupfinal https://t.co/SLDQ2ifC0o