Friday, May 24th, 2019 at 7:37am
I wonder if there's a reason Theresa May didn't just call it a day today?

In totally unrelated news, on Friday 7th June Theresa May will have served 1 week longer as Prime Minister than Gordon Brown.

#Mayexit #Trexit
#GrownUpPolitics https://t.co/4sUGZ9d8Cd
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Saturday, May 18th, 2019 at 2:57pm
@bbcnickrobinson @BollingtonFest I’m just glad I didn’t have to choose between you and me, Nick.

My wife found it an easy enough choice. And she said your talk was fantastic.
Saturday, May 18th, 2019 at 12:52pm
Great fun running a comedy writing workshop this morning for @BollingtonFest

Thanks to all who snubbed @bbcnickrobinson to join me.

#BollingtonFestival
Saturday, May 18th, 2019 at 11:53am
Leave leaders prepared to be blamed for 30 years! https://t.co/DqrxTtv32N
Femi @Femi_Sorry
Did you vote to be poorer for 30 years?
This Brexit Party Candidate thinks you did.
#EuropeanElections2019 https://t.co/ohlUW9TOYr